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Within this 2nd Bi-monthly of March, we will discuss the very popular: METRO MAN (The Metrosexual Male)
"Manscaping"...it happens...
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So there has been a lot of debate regarding the term “Metro-Sexual”. If a man is a “metro” is he gay? Does he deep down inside dream of being gay? Or is “Metro Man” the new term for “Jock”??
Simple answer to the above questions: NO.
The Metro Man is the man that can be described as follows:
- A heterosexual male who is in touch with his feminine side
- He colour-coordinates
- Cares deeply about his grooming
- Who is perhaps “manscaping” (grooming)
AND he is a "ladies man".
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"Metro"...it's more than a fashion statment!
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Being a metro man is not in any way something to be ashamed of, reason being, for every metro man out there, there is most likely quite a few (or thousands if you are a celeb Metro) girls trailing after you, if not in clubs or bars, then at a game of touch rugby.
Some famous Metro Men include:
Ryan Seacrest
David Beckham and more locally...
Colin Moss
Danny K
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Breaking it down baby...
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Some girls really do have a “thing” for men that sport a "faux hawk", manicured hands and white pointy leather shoes. These are also the men that are very well known for their dancing style:
Men that CAN actually dance. It’s not the obvious left and right shuffling with head bobbing back and forth routine.
I’m not talking ballet and interpretive dance routines, I’m talking about the guy that makes you look twice at his moves because he is just THAT good.
Fancy footwork, hand and hip motions to make any girl on the dance floor drool and want to be with him.
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Being a metro takes a lot of effort. It’s not an easy procedure and most certainly not a cheap one. I have done some research here and there, and found some simple steps on transforming yourself into a “Metro Man”:
Grooming...try it, it works...
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1. Grooming- Before you get to the clothes, you’ve got to start with grooming. Metro men have impeccable hair cuts and they wax, pluck or shave any unnecessary hair. Painful, yes, but the overall effect makes it worth while.
2. Textures and Colours-The texture of the clothing you wear is very important. You want to go with the most opulent fabrics you can find. Look for cashmere sweaters and t-shirts of the highest quality. Your shirts should be soft and well tailored. Don’t be shy to wear colours such as salmon (not pink) and aubergine (not purple).
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Nice bi's bru...
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3. Cut- Metro men are tailored and always look sharp. Look for classic suits that present a professional and polished impression. For casual clothes, look for tight t-shirts, button up shirts and expensive designer jeans, no shorts, no golf shirts, no flip flops (unless they are leather and you wear them with your designer jeans).
4. Style- Metro men wear the latest fashions. Subscribe to a few men’s fashion magazines so you can stay on top of all the latest trends.
5. Cologne- No metro man is complete without a dash of expensive cologne. Try to find a scent that fits your particular personality. If you’re going for sensual, an oriental or musky scent is right for you. More of an outdoorsy type? Look for cologne with a fresh and clean scent.
6. Accessories- You’ll need plenty of accessories to get started. First, a very nice, expensive watch. Silver or gold are a good place to start, but a leather band always look nice too. Next, you’ll need a fine chain for your neck in the colour that suits your complexion the best. A tasteful ring isn’t out of the question either, or a few bracelets to complete the look. Do not OVER accessorize, stick to a maximum of 3 of the above and you’ll be perfect. Also remember to colour code, silver with silver and gold with gold, no mix-matching!
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Yes.......that is a man bag!
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7. Shoes- Never overlook this important part of your outfit. Shoes can be classic or trendy, but they have to look good. Keep them polished and clean at all times. No metro man would be caught dead in a pair of scuffed and ratty shoes.
8. Go Digital- Metro men typically have a variety of digital accessories, including a cell phone, Blackberry, Laptop and an iPod.
9. Leather Goods- You’ll need a nice leather bag to keep all your stuff together. Look for a high quality bag that will withstand the rigors of every day use. Make sure it has a padded portion for your laptop and other essentials, like your waterless hand wash and breath mints.
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This is just taking it too far...
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10. Maintenance- Once you’ve got your look pulled together, you need to keep it up. Invest in some male facial cleansers, toners and moisturizers. Don’t be afraid to visit a spa to get a manicure, facial and massage. Looking great is the biggest deal of being a metro.
11. Music- Invest in some Danny K, Usher, Backstreet Boys, The Jonas Brothers, Micheal Buble, David Guetta, Robbie Williams to name but a few.
Becoming a Metro is not just about changing your appearance; it’s about adopting a lifestyle. It’s hard work being a Metro, but not impossible. Once your transformation is complete, go out and reap the rewards, and by rewards I mean free drinks from gay men (if it’s free then bring it on I say!) and butt squeezes and “Come over to my place”-looks from hot girls.
Good luck boys, and until next time.
SweetLou
(Theme song while writing this article: Right Said Fred – “I’m too sexy”)
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